Happy 420, y’all!

In honor of San Francisco’s delightfully naughty 420 culture, we present these, um, “green” cookies for your enjoyment. Of course, there is a little “something special” in this recipe that we simply cannot suggest a source for, so we’ll defer to your cleverness to sort that out.

We appreciate that writing about baking pot cookies may be too personally revealing, even shocking, to some. But those who know and love us best will not be surprised by the following recipe. These cookies get much of their nutty character from the herb at issue. That will come as a surprise to some, but in this recipe, we’ve used the “spent” herb from a vaporizer which leaves us with a brown but not burnt byproduct that we cheerfully save for this recipe.

The toasted weed is less potent than the green stuff, but it contains enough of the good stuff to do the trick. So even though it’s a little late to whip up a batch of these cookies to celebrate 420, it’s not too late to start saving your toasted herb for next year’s celebration.

Cheers!
And pass the bong…

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Brown Sugar Pot Cookies
adapted from Cook’s Illustrated
yield 36-48 cookies

These cookies have been made using both an all butter recipe, as well as a mix of butter and coconut oil; light or brown sugars; and half all purpose flour along with other non traditional flours (barley, graham, whole wheat, etc.). They’re very adaptable.

14 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 ounce “spent” 420
2 cups (14 ounces) packed brown sugar (light or dark)
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 cups plus 2 tablespoons (10 2/3 ounces) all purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 egg and 1 egg yolk
1 tablespoon very good vanilla

In a small slow cooker, steep the butter and “spent” weed about 4-6 hours (we usually do this overnight and just unplug after a few hours of sleep). Strain through a mesh strainer lined with cheesecloth and gently squeeze.

Add the melted butter to a mixing bowl along with the brown sugar and salt, mix until all the lumps are out, 2-3 minutes, stopping the mixer and scraping down the bowl when needed.

In a mixing bowl, add the all-purpose flour, baking soda, and baking powder. Briefly whisk together and set aside.

When all the lumps are out of the brown sugar, lower the mixer speed and add the egg, egg yolk and vanilla. Scrape the bowl again.

With the mixer on low speed, gradually add the flour 1/4 to a 1/2 cup at a time. Mix until well incorporated, scraping the bowl as needed. Scrape off the beater and cover the bowl with plastic wrap. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes before proceeding.

When the dough is firm, use a small sized ice-cream scoop to form balls of dough, about .75 ounce. Place scooped dough onto a parchment lined baking sheet as you work. Gently roll each of the cookie dough scoops between your hands to form smooth, round dough balls. Cover the cookies with plastic wrap and place the sheet in the freezer for at least 10 minutes or until dough balls are completely firm. The cookie balls can be stored in a plastic bag in the freezer for 6 months or more.

To get baked: Preheat oven to 325 degrees (we’re keen on the Breville Toaster Oven for baking just a couple at a time). On a parchment lined baking sheet, place frozen cookie balls in a single layer, leaving about an inch between each ball. Bake for about 10-12 minutes, or until just crisp on the edge and soft in the center.

Quick & Easy English Muffins

Of all the things in my baking repertoire, I have never attempted to make English muffins. Why? They don’t seem too complicated. A little yeasted dough cooked on a griddle pan for a few minutes on each side. Pancakes, right? I mean, how hard can it be?

I stumbled across Emma Christensen’s recipe from thekitchn.com and immediately wanted to try it, but this recipe was going to take way too much time. Even though I knew the muffins spend most of the time unattended, it was still going to take at least two days. I wanted English muffins today.

When I was ready to jump into a recipe, most of the day had already passed. With another quick google search I found Melissa Clark’s whole wheat English muffin recipe. They seemed to be more like a crumpet and less like an English muffin, but who am I to complain when these would take maybe two hours. And since this was my first attempt at homemade English muffins, why not go for instant-ish gratification? Plus, there was just enough sunlight for some good photos.

The muffins weren’t perfectly round, but the taste was amazing considering how simple this recipe is. We made them for Sunday dinner which turned out to be a great substitute for the typical roll. The leftovers were a great treat for breakfast Monday. We decide to use them as a shortcake-type platform for a faux strawberry shortcake. We used whole milk Greek yogurt in place of whipped cream. The strawberries macerated overnight in a little balsamic vinegar, sugar, and salt. The next morning, the strawberries were strained and the sauce reduced over medium heat with a touch of honey, and a few grinds of black pepper. We split the muffins and toasted them with a small pat of butter. Perfect for breakfast or a healthy dessert.

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English Muffins
yield 8

2 teaspoons active dry yeast (1 packet)
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
½ cup plain whole milk yogurt
½ cup warm whole milk
½ tablespoon honey
1 teaspoon fine sea salt
2 cup whole-wheat white flour (we like Josey Baker Bread’s flour)
½ teaspoon baking soda
Masa Harina (cornmeal), as needed

In a small bowl combine yeast and 1/3 cup warm water and let rest until yeast has dissolved, about 5 minutes.

Melt butter and put 2 tablespoons in a large mixing bowl, put the other 2 tablespoons in a small bowl and set aside. In the large bowl, whisk in yogurt, milk, honey, salt and the yeast mixture.

Add flour and baking soda to bowl and beat thoroughly with a spoon or rubber spatula until well combined. Cover bowl and let rest in a warm spot for 1 to 1 1/2 hours, or until dough has doubled.

Lightly dust a small baking sheet with Masa Harina (or cornmeal).

Place a large griddle pan over medium heat. Once pan is hot, brush some of the reserved melted butter onto the griddle. Using a large ice cream scoop or 1/2 cup measuring cup, drop batter onto the griddle to form round muffins about 4 inches in diameter, mounding the batter in the center. (You may need to coax the dough a little with your fingers, so be careful of the hot pan, and don’t worry if they’re not perfectly circular.) Cover griddle with a baking sheet and cook 4 to 6 minutes, until bottoms are golden brown. (Be careful not to let them burn.) If you don’t have a griddle pan you can use a large skillet and make the muffins in batches.

Uncover griddle and flip muffins using a spatula. Brush with melted butter and sprinkle with a little Masa Harina. Cover again and cook 4 to 6 minutes or until the other sides are golden brown. Flip again and brush with butter. Cook for another minute or two, covered. Remove from the griddle and cool a few minutes.

Split the muffins with a fork and toast before eating with your favorite topping.