Cardoon Gratin

A bushel of cardoon at the farmers market.

We ventured out to the Ferry Building Farmers Market last month with visiting parents in tow to grab breakfast and browse the stands in search of something interesting to serve with brined pork, from our 4505 butchering class. We grabbed some asparagus from Zuckerman’s Farms (dad’s favorite spring veggie) and what has to be a too early to be real “heirloom” tomato (we’re suckers for a big, meaty tomato).

As we strolled through the stands, we saw a bucket brimming with big, wild-looking stalks of cardoon, a vegetable we’d seen at the market and on menus over the years but had never tried cooking at home. This Mediterranean thistle, and relative of the artichoke, was domesticated eons ago. It shows up in dishes throughout Mediterranean Europe, usually braised, often added to soups, sometimes deep fried. Enzymes in cardoon stamens provide a vegetable source of rennet used in cheese making in Portugal and Spain.

Cardoon’s flavor is subtle like artichoke-as you might expect. On its own, it isn’t terribly interesting. The vegetable provides a nice textural backdrop to some of our favorite flavors and textures – cheese, butter, cream, mayonnaise, garlic – but pungent herbs like rosemary, thyme and oregano would likely overwhelm its delicate flavor.

Cardoon stalk.

After scouring the web and our cookbooks for inspiration, I settled on a gratin of cardoon. A gratin is a simple, efficient choice for any number of veggies and, in this case, a good use of leftover sauce béchamel sitting in our fridge.  I made due with a single stalk, but more would have been better. After removing the leaves and most of the largest stringy fibers from the outside of the stalk, I cut it into two-inch lengths and blanched the pieces in salted boiling water for about 10 minutes.

I could have sautéed them in butter or olive oil with a little garlic and red pepper flakes, but I wanted something richer. I set the pieces in a single layer on the bottom of a small baking dish then spooned the béchamel over the cardoons, sprinkled the sauce with a good helping of micro grated Grana Padano and freshly ground black pepper and then popped it into the toaster oven for about 20 minutes at 375 degrees.

The dish emerged with a beautiful golden brown crust. The cardoon pieces retained their texture and though they were perfectly tender on the fork, they were still pleasantly crunchy and toothsome. We may or may not look for them the next time we’re in the market, but we’re happy we finally gave this new old veggie a try. Next, soup!

Eating veggies are easy with creamy, cheesy goodness.

Cherry pepper bombs

How can something that tastes so good smell so bad afterwards?

There are so many things in the culinary world that will give you bad breath, but there’s only one, that I’m aware of, that’s so totally worth it, I would eat it every day if I could. This little packet of flavor is my absolute favorite appetizer of all time. The only problem I have with eating them is that I end up with dragon breath that lasts for days. I love them so much I even wanted to serve them at our wedding a couple of years ago, but talked myself out of it because I was fearful of how bad the room would smell with everyone eating, talking, and kissing.

I’m not sure which super cute celebratory chef it was that we were watching that made this quick and easy appetizer. Was it Jamie Oliver or Tyler Florence? It doesn’t matter because after anyone eats just one of these bombs, no matter how super hot they are, no one is going to want to kiss them. (Well, maybe I would if I get to kiss either Jamie or Tyler and get to eat a couple of the bombs too.)

Guys, Valentine’s day is just a little over a month away and if you’re looking for an easy way to dump your current girlfriend before the big date, make up a batch and eat these everyday. It’s a sure fire solution to keep her away from you, far away, along with everyone else. And if she doesn’t leave you after eating these deadly breath bombs, you’ve got a keeper.

Ingredients for dragon breath.

Cherry Pepper Bombs

1 jar cherry peppers
cubes of provolone or mozzarella cheese (1 cube per pepper)
thinly sliced salami or prosciutto
olive oil
optional: pinch of crushed red pepper flakes and fennel seeds

Cut the stems off of each cherry pepper and remove the seeds and stem. Depending on the size of each pepper, wrap one slice, or a half of a slice of salami or prosciutto around each cube of cheese and stuff the meat wrapped cheese into the pepper. Fill sealable jar with the peppers and top with olive oil, red pepper flakes, and fennel seeds if using. Store the jar in the fridge and let sit at least 24 hours.

As you eat up the peppers, use the olive oil in salad dressings or as a seasoning for pastas, sandwiches, etc.